The Slant» swine flu http://www.theslant.net Vanderbilt University's Humor Publication Mon, 06 Feb 2012 03:12:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 H1N1 Masks: A Fashion guide http://www.theslant.net/2009/09/h1n1-masks-a-fashion-guide/ http://www.theslant.net/2009/09/h1n1-masks-a-fashion-guide/#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:05:10 +0000 Meryem Dede http://www.insidevandy.org/?p=202 Some may argue that vomiting and fashion do not go together, but those people
clearly don’t understand how models truly stay skinny. With Swine flu on the rise,
you models and fashionable folk can rejoice, because your fingers are no longer
needed to gag reflex that fine figure. But what to do about those clearly fashion
faux-pas masks? Here at The Slant we have you covered. Below is an entire assort-
ment of fashion trends in H1N1 masks (can also be used for SARS!)

joker
Why so Feverish? Watch me make your lame looking H1N1 mask disappear!

dgmask
Even protects the mannequin population

darth_mask
Sound effects cost extra

chanelmask
Free fragrance sample included!

Burberrymask
Now you can have a mask that looks like everyone else’s mask.

]]> http://www.theslant.net/2009/09/h1n1-masks-a-fashion-guide/feed/ 1 Top Ten Games Not To Play During Swine Flu Season http://www.theslant.net/2009/09/top-ten-games-not-to-play-during-swine-flu-season/ http://www.theslant.net/2009/09/top-ten-games-not-to-play-during-swine-flu-season/#comments Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:30:23 +0000 Meryem Dede http://www.insidevandy.org/?p=112 10. “Down by the Banks of the Hanky Panky…”

9. Tag

8. 7 minutes in heaven

7. Let’s shove our hands into buckets of used syringes

6. Thumb wars

5. Loogie wars

4. Close-range karaoke duets

3. Pork rodeo

2. “Let’s rub eyes”

1. Flu chicken: Last one to get H1N1 is a pussy!

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