H1N1 Masks: A Fashion guide

Some may argue that vomiting and fashion do not go together, but those people
clearly don’t understand how models truly stay skinny. With Swine flu on the rise,
you models and fashionable folk can rejoice, because your fingers are no longer
needed to gag reflex that fine figure. But what to do about those clearly fashion
faux-pas masks? Here [...]

Top Ten Games Not To Play During Swine Flu Season

10. “Down by the Banks of the Hanky Panky…”
9. Tag
8. 7 minutes in heaven
7. Let’s shove our hands into buckets of used syringes
6. Thumb wars
5. Loogie wars
4. Close-range karaoke duets
3. Pork rodeo
2. “Let’s rub eyes”
1. Flu chicken: Last one to get H1N1 is a pussy!