Flower-Print Dresses Get All the Stamens Erect

My fellow students, spring is upon us. Though not in the dog-humping-your-leg kind of upon us (well, not yet at least), the excessive amount of sniffles and throat-clearings ironically act as the cacophonous symphony for the natural introduction to the season of seduction.
As college students, we have the great opportunity to be surrounded by attractive [...]

Counterpoint: ASB- Why do nothing when you can do everything?

ASB is a beautiful mix of uncomfortable sleeping arrangements, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, forced group bonding and service.  What people don’t always realize from outside the ASBubble is that sleeping on the ground can be really good for your back, raspberry jelly can spice up an otherwise tired sandwich, mandatory bonding can be marvelous, [...]

Counterpoint: Go Home- Why do something when you can do nothing?

The stress of midterms.  The agony of papers.  The torture of having to eat at the Commons for the umpteenth week in a row.  When it was all over, I only wanted to do one thing.  Go party it up with my bros on the beach? No.  Tear it up on the slopes of [...]

Spring Break Survival Guide: Everything You Need to Get What You Want

Ah, Spring Break. Those wonderful words bring up images of the Bahamas, cruises, Destin, tanned ladies and lads, enough booze to leave frat parties in the dust, and parties—on beaches, in clubs, in bars (especially the one where you lose your fake), in hotel rooms—Spring Break is one big pre-summer, essentially. Since it’s only a [...]

So Far Gone is How I’ll be at Rites of Spring

The Rites of Spring line up has been announced: Ben Harper and the Relentless7, Melanie Fiona, Doug E. Fresh, Passion Pit, Cold War Kids, and Drake. Wait! Drake…as in Drake Bell from Drake and Josh or Francis Drake, the swashbuckling pirate of the seven seas. If you were thinking any of the above, you were [...]