Reminder Poems for Freshmen

Hey, Lindsay and I came up with three poems, feel free to add more….
In the spirit of the Commons’ reminder poem to first year students about signing up for classes, we thought we’d contribute a few of our own:
Freshmen, Freshmen, don’t forget,
Even when you think your set
For Thanksgiving Break,
For goodness’ sake,
Hide your booze,
You snooze, you [...]

An Ode on His Plaidness

Thou still unplaid’d youth of OAR
Thou lost child of N’Sync and Billy Joel
Sylvan rhetorician, who canst thou pronounce
“Sufijan Stevens” and “Sigur Ros”:
What cupid-wing’d does wait in Ray-Ban suspense.
What obscure bands are these? Why listen to drone?
What is the point of the Game, “Namedrop-Obscure-Bands”?
What is “static”, “hiss” and “noise”?
Heard melodies are sweet, but those that no [...]