I used to be a loser when it came to love, but during my time at Vandy I have come to learn how to get any girl I want. Before I was awesome like I am now, I would walk up to a girl and be like, “Hi I’m Austin, what’s your name?” and she’d be like, “My name? I’m get lost loser.” Then I would actually go get lost, but this was not all bad. While I was trying to find my way back I would try to think about what I was doing wrong. I began to develop a system that transformed me from a nice guy who finished last, to an Alpha male that’s on top of the world. Guys, if you’re having trouble with the ladies, pay close attention and take all the advice from this article and you’ll be a Casanova babe magnet like me in no time.
Imagine you are at a party and you see a hot girl that you want to get with, here are the rules you should follow:
Rule one: women are objects, not people, and they want to be treated as such. Once you start treating a girl like a human she will lose all interest in you. Girls want a man who is not afraid to speak his mind and take control. Girls are also very flexible and are useful objects for many occasions. For example sometimes you just want a place to sit, use her as your chair, if you can’t find the remote, use her like a zapper to change the channel, if you don’t feel like answering the phone use her as an answering machine. She will love the attention and will and really dig being used by you.

Rule two: When you find a girl that you want, the first thing you should do is insult her, especially if she is with her friends. Say something like, “nice earrings, I think I saw those on sale at Wal-Mart.” This makes you instantly attractive because girls get complimented all the time and they get sick of it, what they really want is someone different to come along and put them down. Girls are attracted to males who assert their authority and put down those around them.

Rule three: girls want to be physically removed from their group of friends, or current boyfriend. If he wants to make a big scene, just kick his ass—for help with this join the jujitsu club—but most guys are too chicken to want to get into a fight anyway. But after you kick his ass or tell him to get lost, take the girl by the hand and lead her away from everyone else. She will be attracted by your ballsyness and physical power, and will be willing to go any where with you to get to know you better.

Rule four: You are the alpha male, the top dog, and girls should do nice things for you. During my time as a loser, I would always offer to get a drink for a girl at a party, and hold open doors, and pull out her chair. But I was going about it all wrong. Alpha males give the orders, and people do what they say. Tell your girl to do things for you, and don’t ask her nicely like a little bitch. It might be hard at first, but you have to understand that girls want to be ordered around. Tell your girl to get you a beer, or make you dinner, or do your laundry. She will go out of her way to do pretty much anything you want, just as long as you make her do nice things for you, not the other way around.

Rule five: Get to know your new object physically. Check every part of her body to make sure there are no impurities, like fake breasts, or an unshaved…armpits. If you are going to invest this much time in a girl, you had better make sure that the product is worth it.

Rule six: Make sure you never giver her too much attention. If you do she will start to feel like she is on an equal plane with you, and will lose interest. Keep her begging for your attention by ignoring her when she is talking and cutting her off in mid-sentence to say hi to someone else. The more you ignore her, the more she will crave your attention and want to be with you.
These are just the absolute basics. You can start with these, but you have to work to develop a system that is good for you. Just remember the basic principles that are embodied in these rules. If you follow these rules and keep the basic principles in mind, you will have no problem getting any girl you want.

But be careful, girls are jealous creatures and once they start to see how you treat other girls, they will want to be treated that way to. If you cannot handle attention from at least a dozen girls at once, then this system might not be for you. Unfortunately this is one of the drawbacks of the system. I have been working on it extensively, but if you use the system right there is no way to prevent girls from constantly calling and texting, and wanting to dance with you at parties, and wanting to take you back to their rooms. But if you want to transform yourself from a dull and boring failure, to an Alpha male at the top of the food chain, take my advice and follow this system.