Freshmen Bowled Over by Commons Third Floor Decision

After much consideration and input on behalf of the student body Vanderbilt University has finally decided to transform the unused space of the Commons 3rd floor into a bowling alley. Earlier this week Chancellor Zeppos announced the decision. Some of the possibilities for the space had included an arcade, a second pub, and an NRA [...]

We came to get wasted!!

In her recent article in Vanderbilt Hustler, Ms. Frannie Boyle lamented the decline of Vandy’s party culture and southern traditions and the increased amounts of studious, Northern freshman. Apparently no one shows them Frat row when they come for the tour, and instead, show them the brand new dorms and dinning facility at the Commons. [...]

Running of the Frosh

Wraptopia: Vanderbilt’s New Vision for the Commons

Although many freshmen found themselves confused after the first four meals at orientation consisted solely of wraps and sides, Vanderbilt Dining has decided to reveal to the public that the meals were actually a preview of next year’s pending all-wraps meal plan.

J.K. Rowling Sues Vanderbilt Over Commons Dispute

After approximately eighteen months of prepping the case, a Rowling representative announced last week that the creator of the legendary Harry Potter series is suing Vanderbilt for copyright infringement and general intellectual property theft following the creation of the ‘Commons’ and subsequent programs.