The Slant The Humor and Satire Newspaper of Vanderbilt University

What do you think about Kanye West's performance at Commodore Quake?
 
"I’m glad to see that someone finally broke my record for longest soliloquy."
William Shakespeare,
Bard
 
"Kanye, you can be my black emo kid tonight"
Kate Moss,
Black
 
"Personally, I didn't see it. I scalped my floor seat ticket for $70 and bought five copies of Curtis."
Polo Shirt Guy,
Casual Acquaintance
 
"I, too, get down sometimes. In mines."
Gold Digger,
Confused
 
"'Drunk and Hot Girls' was painfully long, but, then again, that don't kill me can only make me stronger."
Barry Bonds,
Not Actually At Concert
 
"Do you have any idea how hard it is to walk with nails in your feet?!"
Jesus,
Resurrectionist