Since the dawn of time, photography has allowed for all of the craziness of the world to be documented. Forever. These are the traverses of The Slant‘s quest for visual comedic instrumentality.
2009-2010 Academic Year Images
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- American fan declares 2010 the best year for international winter sports, soccer.
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- International student wishes to stay with Editor in Chief over summer break.
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- Really angry student cannot stand his shoddy wireless connection in his dorm room.
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- Alternative Spring Break promoters insist that it is serious business.
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- Parents put child through new, awesome way of indoctrination.
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- James Cameron slightly regrets making cinematic cash cow.
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- Parents discover new way to quiet loud children.
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- Somalian pirates capture largest booty to date.
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- Peabody student unable to discern bicycle’s shortcomings.
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- Vandy BJ Alliance promises to promote understanding, community.
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- NBC pushes bikini snowboarding to winter olympics primetime broadcast.
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- Duke fans insist they are bluer and more annoying than Avatar fans.
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- Computer Science major announces he will be more promiscuous in the fall.
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- Distressed students take Vandy Van on morning after Halloween.
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- Computer Science majors on schedule with girl-touching iPad application.
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- As the weather warms up, male population responds to attractive females’ bikinis and towels.
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- Local girl turns to mini-fridge for cooler painting inspiration.
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- Doubles luge team questions existence, reality.
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- Drake was, still is rolling out on dubs.
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- Twitter bird visits theslant.net.
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- New KANGAROO week seeks to detract KOALA week supporters.
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- Class of 2013 finally ready to start drinking!
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- Local student can’t believe he’s on spring break!
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- Vanderbilt Student Dealers chapter established.
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- Female student torn between going to class, sunbathing, lollipop.
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- Local student finishes long standing manscaping project.
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- Vandy football fan prepares for game one.
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- New Greek Life policies force frat rushes to relive childhood.
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- Local student organization attracts many passers by.
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- New Taste of Nashville dining options explored at nearby trailer.
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- Really frustrated guy cannot stand Goldline commercials.
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- Donkey Kong gets ahold of Viagra.
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- Economy forces Vandy students to adopt homelessness as a housing alternative.
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- Local Mayfield throws barbecue party on Highland quad.
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- Kappa Sigma puts all other school spirit banners to shame.
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- Japanese fan a little sick of losing to Koreans at winter sports.
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- Vandy Society of Women Asskickers fills void uncharted by sororities.
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- New book promises to be best seller, psychology masterpiece.
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- Olympic ice dancers impress crowd.
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- Slant managing editor braves the untamed wildnerness.
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- Slant managing editor found chatting it up with Albert about wormholes.
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- Local Vandy students construct 8-foot tall snowman outside Kissam despite gravity acting sideways.
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- Traffic tickets remain unpaid.
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- Red truck receives lots of tickets near VA hospital.
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- New mural at Rand dining hall is fucking awesome, consensus says.
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- Jacob from Twilight before his werewolf training regimen.
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- Japanese bobsled fans worried about new Toyota model equipment.
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- Joe the Plumber cannot decide whether Vandy is a party school or not.
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- Two Slant staffers swear this image was for promotional use only.
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- Japanese women’s curling team invited to Editor in Chief’s house for a little free skating.
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- Kalashnikov vodka #1 choice for terrorist / video game themed parties.
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- President Obama nominates Kanye West to be his douchebaggery advisor.
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- Kentucky fan gets to second base with sister.
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- Vandy students want to see Lady GaGa’s gagas at Rites of Spring.
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- Lady GaGa insists nothing is wrong with her.
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- Huffington Post provides top-notch journalism.
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- Lady GaGa professes her love for skater Johnny Weir to the world.
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- McGill resident totally stoked for new Magic the Gathering expansion.
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- Guy with leather jacket aims to impress. No one is sure which gender, though.
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- Alcoholic says “fuck it” to formal coolers.
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- Luge specialist worried about summer job.
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- Pro mini golfer really excited for the summer.
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- Mr. Peanut wins NCAA legume tournament.
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- Residential Education takes too many artistic liberties with Commons campaign.
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- Local keg party really shaping up.
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- Local dog scared shitless.
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- No comment.
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- Vandy Water Polo asserts its dominance.
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- Pope Benedict apologizes for the snoozes.
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- Vote-or-Die party splits the polls among attendees.
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- Super senior ready to go back to school.
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- Quidditch catches on as newest frat benefit.
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- Your head RA finds sticky picture of her while doing room check.
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- Students who walk to class claim it’s superior to biking.
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- Local men eagerly queue up at new Vandy Escort service.
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- Artsy dateless girl brings formal to her dorm.
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- 1968 themed frat rager a huge success.
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- Local man really excited for Bonnaroo.
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- Olympic bronze medalist Scotty Lago goes for the gold.
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- Vandy Dining pulls out all the plugs for seafood night.
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- Laundry in Vandy-Barnard a lot more exciting than usual.
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- Vanderbilt TOMS club promotes shoes….. SHOES??!
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- Some enjoy a Towers suite a little too much.
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- Warning sign spotted near themed frat party.
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- Local slut insists her spring break was lackluster.
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- These two insist that the Smurfs are more legit than Avatar.
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- Be careful where you party.
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- Plant Ops get real.
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- TI plans to collaborate with Lil Wayne at next Vandy Convcits benefit.
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- Tobias Funke insists he loves Avatar the most.
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- Strangely erotic.
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- Campus tours begin to get a little strange near Stevenson.
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- Local fans can’t wait to make a skin suit out of Robert Pattinson.
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- Party and bullshit? This cover of Versus – bullshit.
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- The cuter the ninja, the more likely you are to get away with a crime.
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- No comment.
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- When the Commodore Card goes too far.
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- Spring break is pretty cool.
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- Prog rock legends Yes will be your guide to class enrollment.
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- Just imagine 770 hours of sex!
Note: all images on this page are intended for satirical/educational/demonstrative purposes.
