Technology is a gift and a curse. At The Slant, we use it’s gifts to create curses. The following images are those that we have made better through science for your enjoyment.
2009-2010 Academic Year Images
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- Alcohol consumption over time.
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- Residential Advisor promotional poster inspires sketchy behavior.
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- Former Slant Editor in Chief now a proud parent!
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- Surgical barf bag allows for even the ill to still drink and vomit.
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- Burberry promises to make you look good while sick.
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- Sorority girl maintains her sense of style during swine flu season.
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- Formal date clearly doesn’t give a fuck, turns you on.
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- Formal date equipped to escape bedroom.
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- Formal date declares her love for America, not you.
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- Formal date scares you with her shotgun and orange hat.
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- Formal date a bit nerdy for your smutty tastes.
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- Formal date overly concerned about your well-being.
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- Formal date paints Greek letters on cooler so she will remember who she’s with upon waking up.
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- Formal date gets a little outdoorsy on you.
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- Formal date forgot you weren’t a BYX brother.
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- Formal date obviously bought cooler at Walmart.
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- Formal date just happens to be big Rolling Stones fan.
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- Vanderbilt Dining provides free drugs and energy drinks during midterms.
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- Crawfish fearful of being boiled join Chick-fil-A advertising team.
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- Enthusiastic student uses swine flu crisis to assume crimefighting persona.
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- This clue for Sigma Chis’ Derby Days is entirely legitimate.
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- Vandy students known to shell out the big bucks for swine flu masks.
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- Hot linguists bring back the diphthong.
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- Fortune teller sees Carmichael Towers in different light.
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- New Fantasy Prostitutes game allows for an addicting virtual challenge.
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- Face-Aids gets its role confused while distributing swine flu masks.
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- Someone changes Vanderbilt University’s gender on Facebook to ‘female.’
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- Vanderbilt University a little annoyed by his friends’ recent activities.
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- Vanderbilt University wastes time on Facebook chat just like you do.
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- Basketball shortcomics spur baseball ticket sales.
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- Football shortcomics spur basketball ticket sales.
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- Baseball shortcomings spur your mom ticket sales.
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- Vanderbilt Hustler reports local kidnapped celebrities need help.
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- Unsuspecting woman has her Valentines stolen by the Grinch.
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- Swine flu does not stop sororities from showing school spirit.
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- Newly announce Apple iBacus projected to sell billions.
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- New insurance policy covers party fouls.
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- Christ the Redeemer statue doesn’t know what to do with winter Chicago coat.
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- Christ the Redeemer statue psyched for 2016 Olympics.
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- This swine flu masks promises not to be so serious.
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- Security guard in Towers 3&4 loves it when you sing Lil Wayne’s “Mrs. Officer” to her.
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- Taco Bell’s new promotion a rampant success.
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- How much attention you pay in class over time.
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- Mardi Gras at Vanderbilt a little inauthentic.
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- Vandy SPEAR student organization installs popular device in Rand.
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- Mr. C shows the school’s true spirit at local rager.
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- Oasis plays OASIS off to rest at a desert oasis.
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- The Slant assures readers that its filler is delicious.
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- Universal pizza coupon challenges distributors’ special offers.
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- Popularity of plaid shirts over time.
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- Study shows those who love pearls the most.
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- Battling H1N1 gets real.
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- Despite economic landscape, The Slant refuses to leave Vanderbilt alone.
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- New Tiger Woods video game too racy for Walmart.
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- Cornelius Vanderbilt known to enjoy finer living.
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- Student Health combats Mesothelioma in Vandy-Barnard.
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- theslant.net voted best website ever by everyone everywhere.
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- Starbucks promotes new Hanukkah cup for holiday season.
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- Chancellor Zeppos: “Put me in, coach!”
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- Chancellor Zeppos’ defense a little shoddy.
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- Students brace for December’s Undead Week.
