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		<title>Comment on New Handicapped Gold® Memberships Offer Even Better Parking Spots by Clay Christain</title>
		<link>http://www.theslant.net/2012/01/new-handicapped-gold%c2%ae-memberships-offer-even-better-parking-spots/comment-page-1/#comment-519</link>
		<dc:creator>Clay Christain</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 05:13:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i love to park</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i love to park</p>
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		<title>Comment on Vanderbilt Coal Plant LEED Certified by Andrew Snow</title>
		<link>http://www.theslant.net/2011/09/vanderbilt-coal-plant-leed-certified-2/comment-page-1/#comment-500</link>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Snow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2011 23:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As an aside, the first name I made up, Steve Thompson, happened to also be the real name of an engineer working at our power plant.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As an aside, the first name I made up, Steve Thompson, happened to also be the real name of an engineer working at our power plant.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Rites of Spring: Reflections (On What I Can Remember) by Dan King</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dan King</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 04:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahaha, very funny.  Any chance that some of this could coalesce into a story?  Or should we just designate one section of the paper for &quot;Rites Sound Off&quot; where we would have these, and hopefully a bunch of other short little bits about various funny things at rites.


Here, I&#039;ve even got one of my own:

Matt and Kim: Kim, you need to calm the fuck down.  Seriously, she looked like the energizer bunny&#039;s coke&#039;d out cousin.  I started to get scared for her about halfway through the set, I felt like at any moment she might just explode or lose an arm or something.  And while it was a step up from having The National scowl at us for an hour, the fact that you literally did not stop smiling through your entire set was a bit unnerving.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahaha, very funny.  Any chance that some of this could coalesce into a story?  Or should we just designate one section of the paper for &#8220;Rites Sound Off&#8221; where we would have these, and hopefully a bunch of other short little bits about various funny things at rites.</p>
<p>Here, I&#8217;ve even got one of my own:</p>
<p>Matt and Kim: Kim, you need to calm the fuck down.  Seriously, she looked like the energizer bunny&#8217;s coke&#8217;d out cousin.  I started to get scared for her about halfway through the set, I felt like at any moment she might just explode or lose an arm or something.  And while it was a step up from having The National scowl at us for an hour, the fact that you literally did not stop smiling through your entire set was a bit unnerving.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Gospel of Mark Vol. 4: Holy Shit Why Is He Still Doing These by Mark Sakauye</title>
		<link>http://www.theslant.net/2011/02/gospel-of-mark-vol-4-holy-shit-why-is-he-still-doing-these/comment-page-1/#comment-485</link>
		<dc:creator>Mark Sakauye</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Feb 2011 22:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s a very good question.</description>
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		<title>Comment on Gospel of Mark Vol. 4: Holy Shit Why Is He Still Doing These by Dan King</title>
		<link>http://www.theslant.net/2011/02/gospel-of-mark-vol-4-holy-shit-why-is-he-still-doing-these/comment-page-1/#comment-484</link>
		<dc:creator>Dan King</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Feb 2011 20:58:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dude, why have you not answered the one I sent in to you yet?!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude, why have you not answered the one I sent in to you yet?!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Slant Issue #4 Ideas (posted on 11-2-10) by Kelley Hines</title>
		<link>http://www.theslant.net/2010/11/slant-issue-4-ideas-posted-on-11-2-10/comment-page-1/#comment-440</link>
		<dc:creator>Kelley Hines</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Nov 2010 23:51:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I really can&#039;t see Rachel drawing a giant dildo...she&#039;s pretty conservative.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really can&#8217;t see Rachel drawing a giant dildo&#8230;she&#8217;s pretty conservative.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Man With Opinion Not Shared by Most Students Speaks Out Against Diversity by Clay Christain</title>
		<link>http://www.theslant.net/2010/10/man-with-opinion-not-shared-by-most-students-speaks-out-against-diversity/comment-page-1/#comment-439</link>
		<dc:creator>Clay Christain</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 01:22:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>nice choice of words such as benighted and propriety</description>
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		<title>Comment on Holiday Proposal: Honor French Man Who Ate Airplane by Caitlin Meyer</title>
		<link>http://www.theslant.net/2010/10/thats-holiday-worthy/comment-page-1/#comment-438</link>
		<dc:creator>Caitlin Meyer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2010 17:28:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>sarah i can literally hear you saying this. haha, golden.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sarah i can literally hear you saying this. haha, golden.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Vanderbilt Seeks to Increase Sexual Health Ranking by Caitlin Meyer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Caitlin Meyer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2010 17:25:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahahahahahahahahahahah oh my god so good</description>
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		<title>Comment on The Ten Masturbation Commandments by Arian Flores</title>
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		<dc:creator>Arian Flores</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 17:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!...I love Dan and Mine&#039;s retarded masturbating Baby...:-D</description>
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