Thursday, March 11, 2010

Story Ideas 03/24

March 4, 2010 by Meryem Dede  
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Story ideas for 03/24 issue
1. Spring Break Point/Counterpoint

Stay at home (DIBS: Chris Watkins)
Go somewhere

2.

Slant story ideas 03/03/03

February 22, 2010 by Meryem Dede  
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Slant issue 03/03, Meetings Thursdays at 8 PM
Submit your writing(s) by the Sunday before production at 1pm
Production runs from:
Sunday from 5-10
Monday from 1-11pm
Tuesday from 5-8pm
For all: Sarratt 130
Features
Front Page (300 words) x 3
Big Stories= 500-800 wordsish
Short Stories= 375-500 wordsish
Top 10 list
Around the Loop (ATL)
Fucked Image
Bastard Confession
Center Spread
Throwaways (w/ pics)
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New Ideass:

Parodies of popular books/stories
The Olympics

Fake descriptions [...]

Story ideas for 02/10 (updated!)

February 4, 2010 by Meryem Dede  
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Slant issue 02/10, Meetings Thursdays at 8 PM
This issue will have LLamapalooza in it! =)
Submit your writing(s) by Sunday at 1pm
Production runs from:
Sunday from 5-10
Monday from 1-11pm
Tuesday from 5-8pm
For all: Sarratt 130
Features
Front Page (300 words) x 3
Big Stories= 500-800 wordsish
Short Stories= 375-500 wordsish
Top 10 list
Around the Loop (ATL)
Fucked Image
Bastard Confession
Center Spread
Throwaways (w/ pics)
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IPad:

Apple releases a [...]

ISSUE #6 Funny Ideas (Return from Break Issue)

January 19, 2010 by Justin Barisich  
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Slant Meeting – Issue #6 Funny Story Ideas (Return from Break Issue)
Reminders:
a. Issue comes out on 1-27-10.
b. Submit your writing(s) by Sunday at 1pm
c. Productions: Monday from 1-11pm and Tuesday from 5-8pm (Sarratt 130)
d. Features
i. Front page
ii. Big Stories = 500-800 words
iii. Short Stories = 375-ish words
iv. Top 10 list
v. Around the Loop (ATL)
vi. Interview(s)
vii. Fucked Image
viii. Bastard Confession
ix. Advice Column
x. Center Spread
xi. Throwaways
xii. Others…
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NEW IDEAS (Compiled on 1-18-10)
1) Students imprisoned in [...]

join the slant

December 7, 2009 by Caitlin Meyer  
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            Instead of telling you how working for The Slant will diversify your resume, relieve massive amounts of stress and give you a platform to ruthlessly ridicule whatever you want, I’m going to take this opportunity, 6×6in box of space and approximately a minute of your time to talk about myself.
            [...]

The porno mad-lib

December 7, 2009 by Rudy Wu  
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You will need the following:
1.  Place that delivers food
2.  Pizza Topping
3.  Male body part
4.  Female body part
5.  Sound a human makes
6.  Place in house
7.  Household Appliance
8.  Other male body part
9.  Other female body part
My day as a typical (insert place that delivers food) delivery boy changed this morning when I got a phone call to [...]

Tips and tricks for stretching your meal plan to the max

December 7, 2009 by Justin Barisich  
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1)      Avoid the Munchie Marts.

The 1 pre-packaged entrée and 2 pre-packaged sides that constitute a “meal” at the Munchies is not really much food. I’ve seen girls go to the Munchie and buy 3 bottles of water, which comes to a grand total of $3.75. Not very much, but then again, if you consider the [...]

Issue #5 funny ideas

December 2, 2009 by Justin Barisich  
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Slant Meeting – Issue #5 Funny Story Ideas (Almost Winter Break Issue)
Reminders:

a. Issue comes out on 12-9-09.
b. Submit your writing(s) by Sunday at 6pm
c. Productions: Monday from 1-11pm and Tuesday from 5-8pm (Sarratt 135)
d. Features

i. Front page
ii. Big Stories = 500-800 words
iii. Short Stories = 375-ish words
iv. Top 10 [...]

Freshmen Bowled Over by Commons Third Floor Decision

November 29, 2009 by Ethan Messenger  
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After much consideration and input on behalf of the student body Vanderbilt University has finally decided to transform the unused space of the Commons 3rd floor into a bowling alley. Earlier this week Chancellor Zeppos announced the decision. Some of the possibilities for the space had included an arcade, a second pub, and an NRA [...]

texts from last vandy thingy

November 15, 2009 by Clay Christain  
Filed under Uncategorized

these are real. feel free to add your own
-I can’t see that girl’s ass. Let’s get closer
-Jack Frost wrote really cool poems! I’m an English major!
-I just need someone to sleep with tonight. will you sleep with me?
Nah, man, i gotta play warcraft.
-Is this a potato or an apple? It tastes like urine!
-Even jesus was [...]

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