Top Ten Reasons to Stay in Nashville This Summer

10. Let’s face it, packing is a bitch, and you know it.
9. You really don’t want to have to go through Atlanta.
8. Your parents don’t want you.
7. Your parents do want you, but you just happen to be from Nashville.
6. Still looking for your muse in Music City.
5. Lacking a few hours for your quadruple [...]

Top Ten: Places to Hide an Easter Egg

10. In a basket full of other Easter eggs.
9. Next to the bacon in a frying pan.
8. Within a carton in the Kroger dairy section.
7. Inside Cadbury tin foil.
6. Within reach.
5. Inside Rocky’s glass.
4. Around a vegan’s house.
3. In a Grin’s cookie.
2. In China, because it’s a really big country.
1. Back inside the chicken.

Top Ten: Activities that are better with a partner

10. Making  banana pancakes
9. The Luge
8. Holding Hands
7. Drinking (Otherwise, you’re just an alcoholic)
6. Playing Checkers
5. Tandem Bicycling
4. Talking (If you’re by yourself, you’re just a crazy.)
3. Getting Married
2. Assisted Suicide
1. Sex

Top 10 things you would never want to hear your girlfriend say…

10. I really miss standing up to pee.
9. Nope, that’s the wrong hole.
8. You know, I really thought Eliot Spitzer would have had more stamina.
7. I don’t really buy into this “one partner” ideal….
6. Awww, look at those kids! I think at least two of them are mine.
5. If we moved to Arkansas, this would [...]

Top 10: Worst Baby Names

10. L—A
9. !!! (Pronounced as three clicks)
8. Window
7. Jesus Condom
6. Orangejello
5. ESPN (Pronounced: Espen)
4. NASCAR (Pronounced: Nes-Car)
3. awleouhfl (Pronounced: Jerry)
2. Michael
1. ZZZZ (First on our list, always last in life)

Top 10 Things The Slant is Thankful For

 
Top Ten things The Slant is thankful for:
10. Ahhh we finally get a break from class! It feels like we’ve been at it for almost four weeks in a row!
9. Jay Z concert is over: Finally get to stop hearing how awesome the Jay Z concert is going to be.
8. New episodes of [...]

Top 10 Things You Did Over Fall Break

10. Roamed campus scouring for food.
9. Slept m0re than my goddamn roommate does.
8. Went to Duke and was disappointed to be the only one drunk on Wednesday night.
7. Boobjob.
6. Spent my days bitching about my roommate.  Spent my nights unable to sleep without him.
5. Harassed all my friends about beer pong etiquette.
4. Alternative Fall Break: [...]

Top Ten Games Not To Play During Swine Flu Season

10. “Down by the Banks of the Hanky Panky…”
9. Tag
8. 7 minutes in heaven
7. Let’s shove our hands into buckets of used syringes
6. Thumb wars
5. Loogie wars
4. Close-range karaoke duets
3. Pork rodeo
2. “Let’s rub eyes”
1. Flu chicken: Last one to get H1N1 is a pussy!