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Fucked Images updated… again!

Clay Christain — Mon, 17 May 2010 07:13:09 +0000

It was bound to happen – theslant.net has published its collection of doctored images from 2009-2010. Bask in all the deliciousness of irony! Let your emotions be tickled by absurdity! Let your diaphragm collapse from laughter! Let your hands slowly go down in between your legs! Let your mind be freed by Harriet Tubman and Robin Hood! Let your grades be reduced to rubble by watching too much television! Let your beer tap flow with constant pressure! Let your internet connection always be stable! Let your eyes stop reading this endless dribble on this page!

The one on the left is strangely addicting. The one on the right is strangely iconic.

Fucked Images page updated!

Clay Christain — Sun, 16 May 2010 08:34:44 +0000

Some said it couldn’t be done, but most said it would just be a hassle. After slight deliberation, the first half of the Fucked Images page has been established!

The internet is vast and infinite. That’s good news of you looking for some cheap laughs! Through the powers of complex search algorithms, The Slant assembles only the absolute finest in visual humor. Now, the true fans out there keep every published paper issue of The Slant in a humidor to maintain freshness, but if you’re really lazy and don’t want to tear through our digital archives on your iPad, then you can check out the newest addition to this website.

Click here to see the funny with your eyes!

Although the vast majority of these bits have been printed, you’ll be able to witness some in color for the first time! Unfortunately, as goes, some color copies were lost forever… Er, well, they simply weren’t saved. Half of our paper is in black and white, people! Also, a few gems are appearing for the first time! See if you can figure out which ones those are. (Hint: it was really hard for me to do so. I couldn’t answer if you asked me…)

Stay glued to your computer device, because soon the other half of our photogenic comedy empire will be put online! Let this be a taste of what will come later: the images we’ve actually doctored. Let’s just say that the diagnosis is a dusty laughtrack.

The one on the left is strangely arousing. The one on the right is strangely tempting.

Comics Page Added!

Clay Christain — Sat, 01 May 2010 05:43:17 +0000

Check out all of the comics from 2009-2010! Since the beginning of time, newspapers have been prone to publish comics or “funny pages.” Of course, all of our pages are funny. Aren’t they? From squirrels and professors to aliens and superheroes, The Slant’s Guy Kopsombut has got it covered.

In case if you didn’t see the button at the top of the homepage, click here!

Stay classy!