Slant Reporter Goes Abroad to Strange, Unforgiving Land

Here at the Slant we have high standards of excellence.  Our articles are always proofread at least once.  We don’t associate with the Hustler staff.  We have our own dust-jacket (in the form of Versus).  Our writers are have been called “beneficent martyrs for truth and journalistic integrity”.  This is why I was not surprised [...]

Edgar Allen Poe Speaks!

so i dont even know if this is funny, but ill be receptive to any critiques hommies

Surviving Disaster at Vanderbilt

sorry for the lateness

Vanderbilt and Crime… and a Quilt

Crime, Vanderbilt, and Quilt’s: the Devil’s Ménage à Trois

Crime Alerts.  They are an unpleasant fact of life at Vanderbilt and a chilling reminder that the “Vanderbubble” isn’t some anti-reality force field, but an expression of how scared we are of life outside of Vanderbilt’s shady acres.  And who can blame us?  “Crime Alerts” let us [...]

Jay-Z Gets off Subject; many are Left Feeling Fly.

i didn’t know if anyone had done a Jay-Z article yet, so i tried to whip one up. as always, please comment and critique.

The Slant VS The Rec

any advice would be appreciated. thanks.

The Slant VS The Slant

please someone fiddle with the font and stuff… i had the whole title in an interesting font… oh well.

Cheesecake with a Side of Humanity

There is something I need to get off my chest, and its not that thing from “Total Recall”.  Something much more terrifying than being eaten by 4 large (possibly gay, think about it…) hippos; something that shook me to the core.  I think I lost my faith in humanity at Rand Brunch.
If a person from [...]

Interview with a Nigerian Prince

Abah Makalu steps out of his Rolls Royce into the hot Nigerian sun. It’s not everyday that you get to meet royalty, unless of course you’re royalty yourself; in which case this experience would seem fairly mundane. But for me, a simple writer for The Slant, the whole process is breathtaking. I [...]