Armando Galarraga’s Near-Perfect Game Destroys America

Few times every generation there comes a defining moment where the world begins to tear apart at its hinges. Fort Sumter. Franz Ferdinand. Pearl Harbor. Julius Caesar. Yavin IV. Mark down June 2, 2010 as two words: he’s safe.
Detroit Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga had a perfect game with one out left when umpire Jim Joyce [...]

Former Debate Team Captain Really Interested in Greek Life

Colin Smithterson, a rising Vanderbilt class of 2014 student and former captain of Greengrass High School’s debate team, is announcing to the entire world his desire to discuss Greek life. The seventeen year old swears that he will discuss all of the issues and respect every other student’s respective viewpoints.
“I pledge to value everyone’s ideas [...]

Slant Movie Reviews: The Machine Girl

Every year there are a few glimpses of genius. 2008’s would be the excessively violent and over-exaggerated Japanese flick The Machine Girl. From one look at the poster, you know this is clearly a big ripoff of Planet Terror, and I’m not saying that it isn’t, but it’s more. It doesn’t have zombies, but it [...]

Mushroom Kingdom Experiences Coin Hyperinflation

The worldwide economic recession has spared no country as reports out of the Mushroom Kingdom indicate a currency catastrophe spiraling out of control. The Kingdom is one of the last remaining nations in the world to have no issued bank notes. Its economy relies entirely on the world’s oldest monetary unit: the gold coin.
Economists have [...]

Fucked Images updated… again!

It was bound to happen – theslant.net has published its collection of doctored images from 2009-2010. Bask in all the deliciousness of irony! Let your emotions be tickled by absurdity! Let your diaphragm collapse from laughter! Let your hands slowly go down in between your legs! Let your mind be freed by Harriet Tubman and [...]

Fucked Images page updated!

Some said it couldn’t be done, but most said it would just be a hassle. After slight deliberation, the first half of the Fucked Images page has been established!
The internet is vast and infinite. That’s good news of you looking for some cheap laughs! Through the powers of complex search algorithms, The Slant assembles only [...]

Comics Page Added!

Check out all of the comics from 2009-2010!

A preview: More to come… in a more professional form.

Greetings, boys and girls. Today marks the beginning of something that probably is about to start.
As you dedicated visitors can see (I know you look at this website daily), we here at The Slant have been tinkering with our website a little. I myself think I have finally gotten the hang of it.
This is the [...]

My Name Is–What?

Woah, hold on a second, who does this crazy guy think he is to come over on this page and put his face over there? Well, public, I suppose this is my introduction to you, the most loyal fans and readers on Vanderbilt’s campus. I’m Clay, and I am The Slant’s new editor-in-chief for the [...]

Abused Dorm Furniture Rebels Against Owners

Shocking news out of Residential Education today as a new report indicates that students have been attacked by abused furniture at an alarming 420% increase over the recent weeks. A crack news team assembled of The Slant, News Channel 5 and Cletus the Crack Addict discovered that a student, whose name shall remain anonymous, was [...]

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