Counter Point: Breaking Bones

Eighth grade is supposed to be a year of boy bands, sparkly lip gloss, acne, and the dying love of that enigmatic concept called high school. For me, it was the majority of that (well, replace the boy bands with Green Day. What’d you expect?) but with one lovely curveball thrown in: breaking my face.
Yes, [...]

A Day in the Life of a Miley Cyrus Look-A-Like

So I’m sitting in the waiting room of my doctor’s office, minding my own business, when a little girl walks up to me wide-eyed. Now, I love kids. Kids love me. We have a connection, get me? So I smile and say “Well, hey there!” And what does she do in response? Ask one of [...]

Spring Break Survival Guide: Everything You Need to Get What You Want

Ah, Spring Break. Those wonderful words bring up images of the Bahamas, cruises, Destin, tanned ladies and lads, enough booze to leave frat parties in the dust, and parties—on beaches, in clubs, in bars (especially the one where you lose your fake), in hotel rooms—Spring Break is one big pre-summer, essentially. Since it’s only a [...]

How to Write a Breakup Letter

Since Adam first gave Eve shit about eating that damned apple, couples have been having their quarrels and issues. Bella thought Jacob wasn’t stalkerish or sparkly enough. Romeo and Juliet had communication issues. Summer just wasn’t that into Tom. While talking to someone in person to call off any kind of relationship is perfectly legitimate, [...]

iPhone Insanity

THE iPHONE. It’s become a quintessential and mandatory part of life on Vanderbilt campus. It’s like mixing your old iTouch and Blackberry into one device, ensuring that only one electronic item can get damaged while playing beer pong. Needless to say, it makes life complete.
As an avid iPhone addict myself (you think I’m kidding, I’ll [...]