Winter Olympics experience Seasonal Affective Disorder

A petition filed by a grassroots international coalition to move the Winter Olympics to a more favorable season, Spring, has been voted on and approved by the International Olympic Committee. Although general initial response was surprise and dismay, upon further consideration fans, athletes and television networks are excited.
“Honestly, it’s cold and boring here,” [...]

Delta Force to the Rescue!

Last spring when the Delta Force, Vanderbilt’s newest superhero group, stepped up to fearlessly answer the Lambda Cry for help concerning the IFC Recruitment process, skeptics and critics abounded. The integrity of the process was undoubtedly in jeopardy- for the formerly clandestine recruitment process of weeknight pong bonding, was to now require a formal rush [...]

Caitlin Meyer says: Join The Slant!

Instead of telling you how working for The Slant will diversify your resume, relieve massive amounts of stress and give you a platform to ruthlessly ridicule whatever you want, I’m going to take this opportunity, 6×6in box of space and approximately a minute of your time to talk about myself.
This past August, I was a [...]

‘New Moon’ sheds new light on how movies should be made, Mr. C approves

Move aside Precious, illiteracy is so overrated. Hasta la vista, Inglorious Basterds; learn how to spell. Away you go, Away We Go – Maya Rudolph, stick to comedy. The movie of the year, our generation and, dare I say it, of all time has arrived – New Moon.

The newest installment in the defining saga of [...]

Vandy Vans Extend Hours for Halloween

In the spirit of Halloween and a budget surplus, VSG proudly announced yesterday that Vandy Van hours will be extended to include the ‘Walk of Shame’ period (7-9 AM) this upcoming weekend.

This special route will include stops at each of the Commons houses (as opposed to the normal stops of merely Ingram and [...]

J.K. Rowling Sues Vanderbilt Over Commons Dispute

After approximately eighteen months of prepping the case, a Rowling representative announced last week that the creator of the legendary Harry Potter series is suing Vanderbilt for copyright infringement and general intellectual property theft following the creation of the ‘Commons’ and subsequent programs.