Dormoscopes

Towers: Lucky you! The person above you who blasts their music until 4 a.m. won’t the one night you actually need a decent night’s sleep. During finals week, however…
Chaffin: You’ll find five bucks. Score!
Mayfields: After you move back home, you’ll have trouble falling asleep WITHOUT the sounds of construction blasts.
Vandy-Barnard: Luckily, you won’t have to [...]

iPad Appeals to Giant Demographic

In a move Saturday heralded as an extraordinarily-large step forward for Big People across the globe, Apple Computers released their Giant iPhone.
“Finally!” said troll Craig McKraath. “With these giant hands and that tiny screen, how was I supposed to twitter while finding that hot sushi joint? Impossible! I still can’t use most of those apps [...]

Drunk or Zombie?

What is disheveled, stumbles around and indiscriminately desires flesh? Hint: they want you to join their masses. It’s either a zombie or a drunken horny fratstar.
Every Halloween, we zombie hunters are presented with a problem: how can we tell the difference between a drunken Vandy student and a real flesh-eating zombie? Both tend to have [...]

First!

Welcome to The Slant Blog! On this cutting-edge Humor 2.0 platform, we plan to bring you the latest technology in penis jokes, “that’s what she said” quips and, I don’t know, maybe some pointed social commentary. More importantly, this gives us an awesome venue for posting hilarious stuff OTHER people do. Often times, in our [...]

Do Drugs for fun and profit

“I made $5,000 in 3 weeks this summer because of drugs,” I tell friends, family and professors when they ask me how my summer went. After an awkward pause, I go on to explain that I’m talking about working as a guinea pig for large pharmaceutical companies.