Top Ten Reasons to Stay in Nashville This Summer

10. Let’s face it, packing is a bitch, and you know it.
9. You really don’t want to have to go through Atlanta.
8. Your parents don’t want you.
7. Your parents do want you, but you just happen to be from Nashville.
6. Still looking for your muse in Music City.
5. Lacking a few hours for your quadruple [...]

Top Ten: Places to Hide an Easter Egg

10. In a basket full of other Easter eggs.
9. Next to the bacon in a frying pan.
8. Within a carton in the Kroger dairy section.
7. Inside Cadbury tin foil.
6. Within reach.
5. Inside Rocky’s glass.
4. Around a vegan’s house.
3. In a Grin’s cookie.
2. In China, because it’s a really big country.
1. Back inside the chicken.

Top Ten: Activities that are better with a partner

10. Making  banana pancakes
9. The Luge
8. Holding Hands
7. Drinking (Otherwise, you’re just an alcoholic)
6. Playing Checkers
5. Tandem Bicycling
4. Talking (If you’re by yourself, you’re just a crazy.)
3. Getting Married
2. Assisted Suicide
1. Sex

Top 10: Worst Baby Names

10. L—A
9. !!! (Pronounced as three clicks)
8. Window
7. Jesus Condom
6. Orangejello
5. ESPN (Pronounced: Espen)
4. NASCAR (Pronounced: Nes-Car)
3. awleouhfl (Pronounced: Jerry)
2. Michael
1. ZZZZ (First on our list, always last in life)

ECON 769: FOR EVERYTHING ELSE, THERE’S MASTERCARD

It’s February 10th, you know what that means? Gross displays of affection, red, pink and white everywhere and choking down half a box of chalky Tums-like candy hearts before you remember that you hate them. But that’s not the worst of it. The biggest problem with the chalked up Hallmark holiday: GIFTS. How do you [...]