10. Let’s face it, packing is a bitch, and you know it.
9. You really don’t want to have to go through Atlanta.
8. Your parents don’t want you.
7. Your parents do want you, but you just happen to be from Nashville.
6. Still looking for your muse in Music City.
5. Lacking a few hours for your quadruple major.
4. No income tax, so you can finally start that home brewery.
3. Your home state is currently going bankrupt.
2. You really enjoy nicely paved interstates and orange barrels.
1. You were still drunk and missed your flight.
