Slant Final Issue Ideas (posted on 4-21-10)

1)      Rites of Spring puns

1. With a guest appearance by Sir Francis Drake
2. Phoenix rises again (name of Harry Potter phoenix)
3. Passion Pit = Supermodel’s Vagina

2)      Top 10 Reasons to Stay in Nashville over the Summer

3)      Dormoscopes   (DIBS: Brendan)

4)      Abused Furniture   (DIBS: Clay)

5)      Point / Counterpoint: Broken Bones (DIBS: Justin and Charlotte)

6)      Cover Idea:

1. Obama in SPACE (Jam)
   1. i.      Picture
   2. ii.      Article explaining Obama’s space exploration funding

7)      Tennessee wins huge education dollars (DIBS: Amit)

8)      A.J. Ogilvy making life transitions

1. Hagrid takes his position on the court (either Vandy or NBA)

9)      Peabody #1 Again, Bitches!

1. Image and comment (fake, but real, ad)

10)   International Leadership Degree

11)   Summer / Summer Movies (centerspread)

12)   Exams and Finals Stress

1. Dirty paper tricks
   1. i.      Increase period size
   2. ii.      Increase margins size

13)   Tiger Woods in the Masters (DIBS: Grant)

14)   Amish cell phone Family Plan

15)   Fun Golf Cart Activities

16)   Board Games that Parallel with the Real World

17)   Robert Pattinson in new film roles, WTF? (DIBS: Charlotte)

18)   Physics Class / Aaron Rodger’s Little Brother

19)   Fucked Image:  Silky  Smooth jumpshot

20)   Baseball (DIBS: Alec)

21)   Allergy Season sucks

22)   List of Tragic Events and their associated Jokes that are too Soon

1. Jesus
2. Cain
3. Darth Vader
4. Jar Jar Binks
5. Caesar
6. Billy Mays
7. Optimus Prime
8. General Custer
9. Heath Ledger
10. The Alamo
11. Pompeii
12. Henry t he 8^th’s wives
13. OASIS
14. Gordon Gee
15. Roswell
16. FDR’s legs
17. Versus
18. Tiger Woods