Top 10 Things The Slant is Thankful For
Top Ten things The Slant is thankful for:
10. Ahhh we finally get a break from class! It feels like we’ve been at it for almost four weeks in a row!
9. Jay Z concert is over: Finally get to stop hearing how awesome the Jay Z concert is going to be.
8. New episodes of Glee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. Fabiani Duarte. Dammit that man is outstanding
6. We love spending one day pretending the settlers and the pilgrims liked each other
5. I’m halfway done writing this list!
4. We finally figured out how to use OASIS! Good thing it won’t be obsolete any time soon…
3. People will stop giving you dirty looks for having Christmas decorations up
2. Girls that think “Trampy” is a compliment
1. Paternity test came back negative!! Have fun raising the kid, Linda!
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I like most of these.
Do you think you could rework #9, #8, and #2?
They seem kinda bland, and I know you’re funnier that that.
Version 2.0
is better?
i myself am going to be thankful that i’ll get to go a week without having to hear any god damn song from the blueprint 3 courtesy of my next door neighbor’s speakers…..