Friday, July 30, 2010

texts from last vandy thingy

November 15, 2009 by Clay Christain  
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these are real. feel free to add your own

-I can’t see that girl’s ass. Let’s get closer

-Jack Frost wrote really cool poems! I’m an English major!

-I just need someone to sleep with tonight. will you sleep with me?
Nah, man, i gotta play warcraft.

-Is this a potato or an apple? It tastes like urine!

-Even jesus was like “water? fuck this: alcohol!”

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