Reminder Poems for Freshmen

Hey, Lindsay and I came up with three poems, feel free to add more….

In the spirit of the Commons’ reminder poem to first year students about signing up for classes, we thought we’d contribute a few of our own:

Freshmen, Freshmen, don’t forget,
Even when you think your set
For Thanksgiving Break,
For goodness’ sake,
Hide your booze,
You snooze, you lose.

Hear ye, hear ye,
The night ‘tis dark and dreary.
Bitches, find a Vandy Van,
You might have to wait,
In your drunken state,
Or find some dude and spend the night in Kissam.

It is almost December,
So make sure you remember,
To button your coat all the way.
No matter the degrees,
Even if you freeze,
You still have class EVERY DAY.

[by the way, the original goes:

Remember, remember,
This coming November,
Course registration soon starts.
For one-hour courses,
The Commons endorses,
Try Commons seminars]

–Ryan Carr and Lindsay Kramer