1) You’re going to a Girl Talk concert. What are you wearing?
a. My pearls, of course! They go great with my grey twill dress from J. Crew and black pumps.
b. Totally rocking hipster gear! I like to wear my heels with velour shorts and those big trendy American Apparel t-shirts and Ray-Bans. Then Girl Talk will let me get on stage with him!
c. Sneakers and a t-shirt. I mean – it’s not like I’m going to some high school dance, right? …Right??
2) It’s 9 P.M. on a Thursday. Where the hell are you?
a. Certainly not at some classless bar. I’m not some common whore, you know.
b. Certainly not in my dorm! It’s college night at the bars! YEAH!
c. In my dorm. You think I have money to go out all the time? I have work to do.
3) It’s Monday. What’s your routine?
a. I like to look put together, so I get up at least two hours before class to wash my hair, dress in my tasteful clothes picked out the night before, apply my makeup, and review a bit for class. I am the epitome of chic.
b. I like to look sexy, so I get up at least two hours before class to wash my hair, dress in my stylish clothes picked out the night before, apply my makeup, and review a bit for class. I am the epitome of fashion.
c. Oh crap it’s Monday. I can get ready in 10 minutes, right? Good.
4) Extracurriculars?
a. My sorority!
b. My sorority!
c. My job!
5) What’s your idea of a perfect Friday night?
a. Partying with my besties at the frats! But no pictures, please, I don’t want people to see me sloppy or drinking.
b. Who knows? Hit up a few frats, go to a club, party in a suite: this is what college is for!
c. Oh cool, there’s this awesome McGill party on Friday and all my LAMBDA friends will be there!
6) You’ve got no homework. Sweet! How do you like to relax?
a. Relax? I can’t relax! I have chapter, then I volunteer at the Children’s Hospital, and I have to pick up my laundry, then clean my dorm and get those new curtains that go perfectly with my comforter.
b. Oh hell yes, I am going to go out with my girls and party! I already have an emergency set of Jello shots just for this purpose.
c. Great, now I can watch a movie while I Reeve instead of doing homework!
7) Who are you most like?
a. Don’t you just love Breakfast at Tiffany’s? I know I do. Audrey Hepburn is so classy, just like me!
b. Since I’m so fun loving and sexy, probably Marilyn Monroe. I mean she probably killed herself out of crippling depression and pill addiction, but wasn’t she glamorous? Rage on!
c. Who asks these questions?
You’re in class and a monkey bites you on the face. What do you do?
a. Um, how rude. That monkey isn’t even wearing pearls!
b. I’m too hung over to notice.
c. WHAT THE FUCK
Answers:
- Mostly a’s: You love love LOVE your pearls, your J. Crew, and your sorority. Congratulations! You’re a Vandy Girl!
- Mostly b’s: You love life and your sorority, and can’t get enough of dancing on tables, at bars, or on the Vandy Van at 3 in the morning. You’re a Vandy Girl!
- Mostly c’s: Obviously, you’re either poor, a dyke, boring, or not very attractive. Please hand in your Commodore Card and pack your Birkenstocks because obviously you don’t belong here. May we suggest Mt. Holyhoke or a lesbian commune in Colorado?
