Top 10 Things You Did Over Fall Break

10. Roamed campus scouring for food.

9. Slept m0re than my goddamn roommate does.

8. Went to Duke and was disappointed to be the only one drunk on Wednesday night.

7. Boobjob.

6. Spent my days bitching about my roommate.  Spent my nights unable to sleep without him.

5. Harassed all my friends about beer pong etiquette.

4. Alternative Fall Break: Spent the whole break making life maps.

3. ANAL SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. I delivered a report to those people who pay my tuition.

1. I sneezed and then it was over.