Haunted places around Vandy

Your old room in the commons is haunted by the ghost of your virginity.  It’s still there and freaking out all of the new freshies.

Confederate Memorial House. ‘nough said.

Library lawn is haunted by the ghost of Harold Stirling Vanderbilt.  The ghost hasn’t moved in a few decades, and some have begun to think it is simply an old statue, but that’s exactly what he wants you to think.

The library is haunted by the ghost of happiness, youth and joy. If you listen closely, you can still hear the grad students lamenting the loss.

Coincidentally, the ghost of Cornelius Vanderbilt, great grandfather of Harold Stirling, resides between Kissam and Kirkland, frozen forever after getting plastered one night.

The Kissam dorms themselves are haunted by the monster under the bed. Or wait, maybe that white apparition is actually just mold.

Other easily spotted ghosts include the ghost of Fred, the miniature man who can often be spotted atop the stairs by Stevenson. After one student excitedly brought a Medusa head to class, he’s been writhing in pain there ever since.

Stevenson center is haunted by the ghosts of a thousand students who got lost trying to figure out that rubick’s cube of a building.  They are now doomed to forever roam the halls at night, asking everyone they see, “Hey do you know where room 2312 is?”

Your walk home from the party is haunted by a ghost which is always right behind you, but ducks behind a bush whenever you turn around. (And you thought you were just paranoid!)

Frat row is haunted by a ghost that makes all who wander there forget things. Things like tests looming on the horizon, papers that need to get written, and the concept of human dignity.

Each house in the commons is haunted by its own “House Ghost,” further cementing the idea that the entire commons system is ripped off from Harry Potter.

Furman: the German and Slavic Languages department is here. That’s scary enough.

Olin is not just where engineers go to die, it’s actually where they have died. Beware the fourth floor.

When asked “Who you gonna call?” Chancellor Nick Zeppos enthusiastically responded “Ghostbusters!!” but on further reflection retracted this statement and instead decided to contact the proper local authorities.

When asked “Who you gonna call?” Dean of the Commons Frank Wcislo responded “the police if you don’t get out of my house.” Because of this, the third floor of the Commons Center remains haunted and unoccupied.

That creepy inflatable mascot we have at football games is actually the ghost of the real Mr. C.