Arrow Stripclub Review

Arrow Stripclub is a great time… if that’s what you’re into.

So last Thursday was my friend’s 18th Birthday.  We decided it would be fitting for us to engage in the most sacred of birthday traditions, taking him to a strip club for the first time.  Well, the first “Legal,” time.

Anyway, when we were panning the evening someone casually mentioned that maybe we should check out this new strip joint in town, a place called “Arrow,” located conveniently in downtown Nashville.  I had gotten kind of familiar with all of the dancers at the other clubs, so I thought it might be fun to spice things up with some fresh faces.

We arrived at the club at around midnight, we were all a little “Dizzy,” at that point.  We wanted the birthday boy to have a good time, so we rented out the ‘party room,’ and started clamoring for girls to come dance for us.  The owner chuckled and simply said he’d see what he could do.

We headed to the party room, and before long we had some dancers in there with us.  They all came up topless, which was nice, but to be honest, none of them was bigger than a b-cup.  Honestly they were all just bulgy in all the wrong places. One dancer had biceps bigger than mine, but had a chest like Kansas, flat and with stuff growing all over it.

Now I do have to admit that what they lacked in looks, the strippers made up for in enthusiasm.  They came in and right away and started shouting, wanting to dance for the birthday boy.  For strippers, they were all remarkably good dancers, I mean if they had had more clothes on, they would have fit right in on America’s Best Dance Crew (TM).

One thing that seemed to be missing from the evening was any actual stripping.  The dancers walked in with nothing but little bikini bottoms on, and they seemed to be refusing to go any farther.  Not wanting to ruin my friend’s birthday, I started cheering for one of the dancer’s to “Take it off!!

But just then, my buddy Zach grabbed my from behind and shouted “Lets get the fuck outta here!”  He dragged all of us out of the club and ran away.  I still haven’t seen him since then.  But despite a strange ending, I had a lovely evening at Arrow Stripclub and I belieive it gave my friend a wonderful birthday present.