Around The Loop

Hey here’s my around the loop. I tried to use really generic people for pictures, since I will be unable to get any pictures. Classes + 2 french tests in the next 2 days= doom.  Sorry again, and good luck.

Do you think Vanderbilt is a Party School?

Fratstar- If it were a real party school I wouldn’t have to pull these damn all-nighters.

Sorostitute- I think we need more free alcohol to be a real party school.

Average Joe- Well I go out 3 nights, stay in 4, so I’m going to say no. It’s not even 50%!

Pre-med- What’s partying?

Football Player- Yes, that’s gotta be the reason that no one is at our games. It can’t possibly be our performance pushing students away.

Hustler Dial- AHH! Where’s my face?!

Freshmen- Wait…. are you suggesting it is not normal to fail half your classes the first semester?

101 Professor- I would say after looking at Friday’s attendance, the answer is a definitive yes.

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