A Halloween Mad-Lib

So I headed out to the party dressed as a sexy (noun).  But then I saw some (Derogatory noun) wearing the exact same (animal) ears as me.  Well, as you know, I don’t take that (Swear word).  So, I marched right up to her and I said “Hey, I’m the only (Swear word) (Noun) in this (Adjective) party!”  And then I (Verb ending in “ed”) her in the face!  And all she said back was (Animal noise).  Some guy dressed as a (Adjective) (Occupation) came to break up the fight.  He kept shouting “Whoa, thats my pet (Animal) you’re fighting!”  Anyway. at that point I (Color)+ed out, and I woke up in a police (Noun) and I’ve been charged with animal (Type of crime) and public (Noun ending in “-Unkeness”)