Top Ten Games Not To Play During Swine Flu Season

10. “Down by the Banks of the Hanky Panky…”

9. Tag

8. 7 minutes in heaven

7. Let’s shove our hands into buckets of used syringes

6. Thumb wars

5. Loogie wars

4. Close-range karaoke duets

3. Pork rodeo

2. “Let’s rub eyes”

1. Flu chicken: Last one to get H1N1 is a pussy!