H1N1 Masks: A Fashion guide

Some may argue that vomiting and fashion do not go together, but those people
clearly don’t understand how models truly stay skinny. With Swine flu on the rise,
you models and fashionable folk can rejoice, because your fingers are no longer
needed to gag reflex that fine figure. But what to do about those clearly fashion
faux-pas masks? Here at The Slant we have you covered. Below is an entire assort-
ment of fashion trends in H1N1 masks (can also be used for SARS!)

joker
Why so Feverish? Watch me make your lame looking H1N1 mask disappear!

dgmask
Even protects the mannequin population

darth_mask
Sound effects cost extra

chanelmask
Free fragrance sample included!

Burberrymask
Now you can have a mask that looks like everyone else’s mask.

Comments

  1. anxietyboy says:

    H1N1 or Swine Flu is a bit scary but it a good thing to note that this virus is not that very deadly.